Shi just drank two cups of coffee from Starbucks. The cups were big. After that, Shi went home. As Shi entered the house, Shi had a funny feeling in the tummy. It turned out Shi needed to go. Shi ran to the toilet and realised that someone’s in there. Shi waited for a long time and hope that Shi won’t end up leaving piss on the carpet. Just as Shi’s bladder about to burst, the person went out from toilet. Shi was glad. Finally, after Shi was finished, Shi realised that there was no toilet paper. Shi was extremely disappointed and did not know what to do.
It was torture I tell you. It’s a good thing that it wasn’t a public toilet or else I’ll end up people getting themselves as far away from me. I got my sister to bring me some toilet paper. I was saved.
So, remember, SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. Even Sun Tzu said so in his “The Art Of War”. It’s very common in the military but it also works in the smallest things such as when you’re in the toilet. Your goal is to shat safely and cleanly(there’s no such word).
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